An uninspired and tedious encounter: Cocaine Bear review.

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Yes, gentlemen and ladies buckle up your seatbelts and be ready for an adventure of insanity! "Cocaine Bear" is an unmissable ride in more aspects than. The film takes an "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a entertaining horror flick that will keep you smiling, scratching your head, and wondering about whether the lifestyle choices are right for bears and drug traffickers.
Cocaine Bear From the moment we meet the glamorous Andrew C Thornton, played perfectly by Matthew Rhys, you know the audience is in for a wild experience. Smugglers with flair elegant grace, as well as a tendency to throw his cargo at the most inconvenient areas. Little did he realize what he was in for, and he'd accidentally create the myth of the century, known as "Cocaine Bear!" Don't be able to remember what you think you know about bears or their food preferences. The film takes a strong view and states that once bears consume cocaine, they can't only have a good time, they transform into bloodthirsty monsters! Move over, Godzilla we have a new the king of town, and you can find him in a bear with penchant for powdered substances. Our cast of characters including the bumbling police and the criminals who are hapless, and innocent citizens who failed to find their way from a plastic bag, will keep you stunned. Their collective incompetence truly is an amazing sight. If you're ever in need of some laughs Imagine investigators Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell working together to investigate an issue without shooting each other. But let's not forget our brave adventurers, Olaf and Elsa. These aren't the Olaf and Elsa in "Frozen." Two hikers are able to discover a treasure trove of Colombian deliciousness, and just before one can even hear "Bearzilla," they become one of the main targets for the Cocaine Bear's endless hunger. In reality, who would need one more Disney princess when there's an uncontrollable, aggressive bear to be found? The film strikes the perfect equilibrium between horror and comedy and makes you smile in one scene, and then clutching your popcorn with terror the next. The bodies count increases faster than hair in your neck, while you'll be cheering every death scene with an eerie enthusiasm. It's as if you're watching a National Geographic special hosted by the Grim Reaper. We'll now discuss (blog post) the climactic battle. Imagine the scene: a waterfall falling in the background our fearless and ferocious family consisting of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry looking to battle The Cocaine Bear. The epic fight of the ages, complete with fireballs, roars of the bear and enough white powder to take Tony Montana to shame. Just when you think that bear's done but it's then revived thanks to a cocaine explosion! Talk about a new era of famous proportions. It's true that "Cocaine Bear" may have the flaws. The editing is as jumpy like a drunk squirrel leaving you scratching your head and thinking that the reel actually served as scratching posts. However, don't worry dear viewers, because the bear's CGI has a stunningly high-end quality. That bear steals the show and the editors appeared to get a little giddy their own. This film is a cocktail of tensions, double cross-crossings and unexpected bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. Then, as the credits play and you're able to leave the theater with a smirk across your face, you should remember one of the reviews' final words: Don't feed bears anything, particularly not drugs, or other trekkers. Don't be fooled, it's not going to be a good thing for everyone involved. Get your popcorn, buckle yourself up and be swept away by the bizarre world of "Cocaine Bear." It's a truly unique experience which will have you in amazement, and pondering the force of bears along with their secrets of partying potential.